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Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. “Sorry I’m a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore.”
9. “Show me how you used to spank her.”
8. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”
7. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”
6. “I just got my license today.”
5. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature.”
4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”
3. “Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?”
2. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.’”
1. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

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Health Department, DEP to Spray for Mosquitoes in Croydon and West Bristol June 8

The Board of Bucks County Commissioners joins the county Health Department and the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) to advise residents of two mosquito-spraying events scheduled for Monday, June 8. According to the Health Department, the event will address increasing counts of mosquitoes known to transmit or amplify West Nile Virus. It will begin at dusk, weather permitting.

The first area to be treated will include Neshaminy State Park in Croydon, the adjoining marina, Avenues 1 through 4, Miller Ave., Delaware Ave. and River Rd. to Cedar Ave. The spray will involve both truck-mounted and ATV-mounted sprayers.

The second area will involve Snowden Ave. in West Bristol, as well as its adjoining woodland. This section will be treated using a walking backpack sprayer.

The chemical for both sprays will be Biomist 3+15 and/or Anvil 10+10. For additional information about West Nile Virus, please visit http://www.westnile.state.pa.us/.

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