Joke of the Day: Burglar
Tom went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said Tom. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!” “““““ Marine Dating We bring together single members of the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard, Police Force, and Firefighters — as well as civilians, veterans. |
The Board of Bucks County Commissioners joins the county Health Department and the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) to advise residents of two mosquito-spraying events scheduled for Monday, June 8. According to the Health Department, the event will address increasing counts of mosquitoes known to transmit or amplify West Nile Virus. It will begin at dusk, weather permitting.
The first area to be treated will include Neshaminy State Park in Croydon, the adjoining marina, Avenues 1 through 4, Miller Ave., Delaware Ave. and River Rd. to Cedar Ave. The spray will involve both truck-mounted and ATV-mounted sprayers.
The second area will involve Snowden Ave. in West Bristol, as well as its adjoining woodland. This section will be treated using a walking backpack sprayer.
The chemical for both sprays will be Biomist 3+15 and/or Anvil 10+10. For additional information about West Nile Virus, please visit http://www.westnile.state.pa.us/.
Add comment June 4th, 2009
In what is expected to be Round One, mayoral candidate Bob Brady will try to fend off efforts to toss him from the May 15 primary ballot before a Luzerne County judge on Tuesday.
Spring has made impressive advances, winter is trying to reclaim its icy grip, and the two of them are waging an epic March battle right over our heads today.
Art Carey -- Philly.com
Karla Klein Albertson -- Philly.com
A cadre of anti-casino activists will find out today whether the plan they conceived three months ago to stop slots in Philadelphia has a chance of success.
The skeletal, shivering, nearly bald little gray dog made a compelling show-and-tell yesterday for animal-welfare groups seeking tougher state regulations for commercial kennels.
Democratic mayoral candidate Michael A. Nutter yesterday proposed creating a $10 million-a-year tax-credit program to encourage Philadelphia businesses to hire up to 1,000 ex-offenders.
